SHYRLYN :D
I am crazily doing stupid stuff.
I have high pitch laughter.
I can cry in 10sec.
I have a man character.
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Tuesday, December 18, 200702:29
Intelligence V.S Unintelligence
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. I showed xiuting and we had a conclusion: Generally, Smart woman + Dumb woman = Smarter women Smart man + Dumb man = Dumb-er men But men always think that they're smart. The problem is, dumb people thinks they're smart whereas smart people are always eager to learn. And eventually there'll be an intelligence disparity. Smart become smarter, dumb become dumb-er. Do reflect on yourself. Don't be the stupid one. |
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