SHYRLYN :D
I am crazily doing stupid stuff.
I have high pitch laughter.
I can cry in 10sec.
I have a man character.
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Monday, September 24, 200700:39
  不听喑乐的人是坏人,不可以和不懂喑乐的人在一起 !  The rich man cannot enter the camel's hole. It was actually " The rich man cannot enter the needle's hole, camel can "  Calling Yamaha Music School ... Ring Ring ... Woman (staff): Hello Man: Hello, can I book room? Woman: room? (studio, she thought) Oh, yes we do. Man: But I never do before leh? Woman: What type you want? Man: Er... black black one I don't mind. Woman: (upright piano) Orh, you can choose either you want to learn 1 to 1 or 1 to 10 Man: Wah, 1 to 10 ah? I 1 person to 10 ah? Woman: No, 1 teacher to 10 student. Man: Oh... Then how is the pricing ah? Woman: 1 to 1 is $120/ month, once a week. 1 to 10 is $76/ month, once a week. Man: Wah, 1 to 10 so cheap ar. What people you all have? Woman: We have Korean, Japan, Vietnam, Singapore, Chinese, Malay and Indian. Man: Wah, quality ar.. Can choose one anot? Woman: Can, we have timeslots that you can choose. Man: Then must learn how long ar? Woman: 1 level 1 year lor. Man: Wah, 1 year? Still got level ar? Woman: Ya, you can also go for exam. Man: Why must go for exam? Exam also must pay ah? Woman: Ya, so that you can teach in future Man: Oh... Not bad leh. Woman: Yea... (explained rules and regulations to him) ... Then if you're absent we will not have make-up class for you? Man: Class? Where is this place? Woman: Yamaha lor Man: Yamaha? What you all do? Woman: teach music lor Man: HUH ?! .... @!#$%& Kan na sai! Lim peh ai ke Geylang lar. Siao! Hanged !  When you go to France, your luggage go "le sqeek le skeek" When you go to Thailand, your luggage go "crr prong crr prong" Hahaha! I had a whole day of jokes! Thanks Veracia*, thanks Julie*. Its enough to cut the calories I've taken the whole day. hahaha! |
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