不听喑乐的人是坏人,不可以和不懂喑乐的人在一起 !
The rich man cannot enter the camel's hole. It was actually " The rich man cannot enter the needle's hole, camel can "
Calling Yamaha Music School ...
Ring Ring ...
Woman (staff): Hello
Man: Hello, can I book room?
Woman: room? (studio, she thought) Oh, yes we do.
Man: But I never do before leh?
Woman: What type you want?
Man: Er... black black one I don't mind.
Woman: (upright piano) Orh, you can choose either you want to learn 1 to 1 or 1 to 10
Man: Wah, 1 to 10 ah? I 1 person to 10 ah?
Woman: No, 1 teacher to 10 student.
Man: Oh... Then how is the pricing ah?
Woman: 1 to 1 is $120/ month, once a week. 1 to 10 is $76/ month, once a week.
Man: Wah, 1 to 10 so cheap ar. What people you all have?
Woman: We have Korean, Japan, Vietnam, Singapore, Chinese, Malay and Indian.
Man: Wah, quality ar.. Can choose one anot?
Woman: Can, we have timeslots that you can choose.
Man: Then must learn how long ar?
Woman: 1 level 1 year lor.
Man: Wah, 1 year? Still got level ar?
Woman: Ya, you can also go for exam.
Man: Why must go for exam? Exam also must pay ah?
Woman: Ya, so that you can teach in future
Man: Oh... Not bad leh.
Woman: Yea... (explained rules and regulations to him) ... Then if you're absent we will not have make-up class for you?
Man: Class? Where is this place?
Woman: Yamaha lor
Man: Yamaha? What you all do?
Woman: teach music lor
Man: HUH ?! .... @!#$%& Kan na sai! Lim peh ai ke Geylang lar. Siao!
Hanged !
When you go to France, your luggage go "le sqeek le skeek"
When you go to Thailand, your luggage go "crr prong crr prong"
Hahaha! I had a whole day of jokes! Thanks Veracia*, thanks Julie*.
Its enough to cut the calories I've taken the whole day. hahaha!